It’s a love hate thing

 

So in order to fore go the pedantic getting-to-know-me-over-the-internet phase, seeing that most of you who will be reading this already know me quite well. I’ll skip the Myspace profile generalizations to tell you who I am and just list the things I most love and most hate (in no particular order).

To stay on the positive side, I’ll list my loves first.

My fiance

Sleeping in

Money

Tattoo’s

Accents

Good beer

sunshine

sushi

Slashes guitar solo on November Rain

Nikes

watching/ hearing about people I care about succeed

making music/ performing

solid conversation

Stevie Wonder albums

good jeans

cigars

Range Rovers

Deron Williams crossover

exercise

movie nights

the very first pee after waking up

Colin Cowherd’s opinions

Intercourse

A good meal (breakfast!)

The NY Giants pass rush

Anything Jay-Z

Obama for ‘08

movie trailers

you tube

barbeque’s

Beans and Brew iced coffee

Summertime

sluts (the entertainment value is like nothing else)

Any time out of my home state (it’s good to get away)

where I live

My dogs

blocked shots

Coca-Cola (w/ lemon)

Now onto the hates.

Hangovers

how I feel when I haven’t ate healthy

bad food

Shaving/ ingrown hairs

the New Jersey douche bag phenomenon

being stuck in traffic

bad haircuts

the snow and cold

Salt Lakes inversion

Mehmet Okur’s laziness

The price of booze at bars

gas (both gasoline and stomach)

sitting through a shitty band/group

drug addicts

reality tv (the writers strike)

racism

bills

public restrooms

injuries (I currently have an ankle that resembles a grapefruit)

The Denver Nuggets

people who find it necessary to talk to me just because we’re sitting next to each other

doctor offices/ hospitals

funerals

Idiots who believe that just b/c their car has 4 wheel drive that they can drive like idiots in the snow

Sundance douche bags

hipsters

people who don’t use their turn signal (see Clive Owen in Shoot ‘Em Up)

The plummeting quality of anything Jordan Brand

Rappers getting dropped from their labels (Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz)

Mike Huckabee