Major League 4: The Steroids Era.

While on my way to class this morning I habitually turned on the Dan Patrick show to get my daily overdose of sports news, gossip and headlines. The main topic for today was of course – Roger Clemens on Capitol Hill. Mr. Patrick made a comment about making a sequel to the Major League movie trilogy. This is my attempt to create an All-Star cast while finishing what Mr. Patrick started. This movie of course has Oscar written all over it.

Bud Selig – Harrison Ford

Bryan Mcnamee – Steve Buscemi

Kirk Radomski – Paul Giamatti

Roger Clemens – Alec Baldwin

Barry Bonds – Michael Clarke Duncan

Lenny Dykstra – Mark Walberg

Jose Canseco – Michael Madsen

Alex Rodriguez – Keanu Reeves

Mark Mcgwire – Mickey Rourke

Eric Gagne – Phillip Seymour Hoffman (lose 30 lbs when in LA, gain it back when in Texas/Boston)

Sammy Sosa – Wesley Snipes (yes I know he was in the original)

Mo Vaughn- Anthony Anderson

Rafael Palmeiro – George Clooney

Andy Pettite – Adam Sandler (circa Longest Yard bulkiness)

Miguel Tejada – Francisco Gattorno

Chuck Knoblauch – Matt Damon

Gary Sheffield – Jamie Foxx

John Rocker – Clive Owen

Wally Joyner – Bruce Willis

Albert Pujols – The Rock

Gary Mathews Jr. – Will Smith

Rick Ankiel – Christian Bale

Juan Gonzalez – Josh Brolin