What the fuck are these?

I’m completely befuddled and offended.  These are even worse than the ones I posted about a while back.  Dreadful.

It should be a crime to butcher two classic shoes like this.  These look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau combined with one of Dr. Frankenstein’s inventions.

hipsters in my home town

These pictures were taken by a local photographer (one that I consider a good acquaintance). I do not blame him for the actions, for he was just documenting the event. Nonetheless, I find them offensive. I know that SLC tends to ride the coat tails of major cities, but the hipster movement is something I find utterly dispicable.

First it was the rave scene, then hip-hop was cool for a minute, then emo (which had every bitch in SLC dressing like Marla from Fight Club), and now electro-super-cool-dude-bro-hipster, which should only be reserved for Newark and Brooklyn burnouts.

Fuck this.

*Note to self: If my unborn child/ any good friend feel as if it is a good idea to get an argyle tattoo; incite violence.