Hi, my name is Greg.
Primarily, I’m a husband, uncle and friend. I’m a I’m also a proud University of Utah graduate, sports maven, bar tender, music and food snob, gym rat, sneaker guru and pop-culture/movie/current event junkie. I make the best Bloody Mary’s and buffalo burgers in the history of everything. I can dunk. I once had a battle with a super pissed-off rattlesnake, and emerged victorious. I’m borderline obsessed with the NBA, Jay-Z, Zeppelin and Slash’s guitar solo on “November Rain.” Jack Nicholson is my hero, and I forgive him for being a Lakers AND Yankees fan. Despite what I accomplish throughout my life, naming my internet connection “hideyokidshideyowifi” will always be my crowning achievement. I will obliterate you in a game of Scrabble.
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